The fart that is the grounds for ending a relationship.
May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.
May be loud, silent, smelly, in public or in private.
Gerald: *pfffftt!*
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"
Later that evening......
Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)
Marcy: "I swear if you fart one more time then it's over. It will be the break up fart"
Later that evening......
Gerald: *poot*
Marcy: "That's it I'm outta here!"
Gerald: "please baby I'm sorry take me back!"
(door slams)
by Raul (comes out at night) December 10, 2011
The ending of a relationship whereby the parties, rather than agree to terminate the relationship, simply stop talking to/lose contact with each other, and nothing is done to rememdy the situation.
"When my girlfriend and I went to different universities, we never really said "It's over", we just kinda stopped talking. It was a commonwealth break-up."
by -KT- August 27, 2006
When you truly love a girl and she dumps you out of nowhere.Seriously, and all you want to do is scream but can't to protect your ego. But inside feels like a fire of rage, and sorrow.
"Dude I just got over Miya that was such a bad break up."
"Hey I saw how much pain you were in I felt so bad".
"Hey I saw how much pain you were in I felt so bad".
by THE WOR February 28, 2015
by velvetnectar February 11, 2012
When you were perfectly happy in a relationship but then are forced to break up. The worst thing to go through especially when you still love your gf/bf deeply. Want to remain friends but dont know how to. Then suddenly one moves on, and the other is left broken in a million pieces... their heart doesn’t know how to function. Say they are over it but truly aren’t.
“My mom is forcing me to break up with you. Im so sorry. Forgive me. Wait for me if you can ! I love you.” Forced to break up
by Mrys April 13, 2018
All that stuff you find around the house after a break-up that's not yours. Depending on how cordial the break-up is, this will either require either a phone call/text to the ex to let them know your found more of their stuff OR another trip to the dumpster!
by gizmogirl October 08, 2010
The season where most couples break up. Mostly in the beginning of September or mid-October. Also around mid-May or beginning of June.
Break up season, the season where they finally break up so I can steal him.
Wow everyone is breaking up. Duh its's break up season.
Wow everyone is breaking up. Duh its's break up season.
by JunoJuzo May 08, 2018