Monkey Branching

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

brand the ol' dip

to turn in early; to go to bed; to pass out

"Hey guys, Im going home to brand the ol' dip"

by gregmotz August 13, 2007

michelle branch

a super talented girl, singer, guitarist, wife, almost mom, simply, nice, and everything kond in this world....

better than poser and something like that

by mida May 13, 2005

Brandee

A goddess, hardworking, beautiful woman, who can juggle life like it is nothing! She blows me away with her abilities everyday!

Brandee can do anything!

by eellek February 5, 2010

Branch Covidian

Someone who thinks we should stay locked down forever, like in Communist China.

Look at that Branch Covidian driving a car alone, wearing a mask.

by Protonman7 November 28, 2022

Branch Covidian

Someone who wears a mask for public safety but encourages people to destroy police stations.

That police station was torched. Good thing none of those Branch Covidians got sick!

by Aintry May 13, 2022

Brand Loafing

The act of taking one company's brand and altering it slightly to create a new brand.

Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?

Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.

by Lespaul1101 June 8, 2011