Brandent

a man with a very deep deep deep voice, usually Canadian. doesn't necessarily mean they're a pedophile, but don't rule out the possibility.

Hey, there's a Brandent driving a truck labeled "Free Candy"! Oh no, don't let Chi get near it!

Brandent by jmwx August 21, 2009

Brandenburgism 

the brandenburg way of taking over the world, there will be beer and everyone gets to have fun and play poker. As long as they aren't stupid.

A wonderful way to live.

In my house we rule with brandenburgism!

Brandenburgism by mimi=] February 14, 2010

Brandevolent 

A benevolent brand.

Livestrong is a brandevolent brand because they donate proceeds to charity.

Brandevolent by icwish July 13, 2009

Brande 

A beautiful,Caring, sweet, and loving girl. But if you touch her she will fuck you up.

wow! she must be a brande

Brande by bowchickawowwowchickawowwow March 20, 2010

Bronded 

Adjective. Bro+Bonded. The act of establishing a spiritual connection with a fellow Bro.

"I totally bronded with Axl when we made eye contact at the GnR concert."

"We totally bronded after being held hostage in the tanning salon."

Bronded by lieberino February 18, 2012

No brander 

A person place or thing that is so unpopular, they're no Branders

Jack where's cheap socks.

What is the brand of sock?
No Branders!

No brander by Justinlovesfoodand September 26, 2014

brandeis university 

A school six miles west of Boston named after the first Jewish Supreme Court Justice, Louis D. Brandeis. The girls there aren't quite so hot, and they did produce Richard Rubin (runner-up of "Beauty and the Geek".) School motto is "truth unto its innermost parts," although the phrase "Bran-Po can suck my nuts" is a close second, followed by "Aramark swallows" as a distant third.

Brandeis is a predominantly Jewish school (hence the monopoly on awkwardness), yet manages to be less financially endowed then the other filthy rich colleges within an 8-mile radius. That just means Brandeis can be just as smart as Harvard and Tufts without the fanciness or pretentious airs the Ivys and Seven Sisters take for granted.

If Wellesley College, is Hogwarts, then Brandeis is the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters--yes, it is populated by mutants, but as you can see, mutants can kick ass and be cool, too.

1: Dude, why can't Usdan be open earlier?
Reff: Hey Brandeis University student, would you like some cheese with that whine?

Non-Jew: Where's this party that everyone goes to on Friday nights?
Jew: It's called services?

brandeis university by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 19, 2005