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Alien Brained

To take one of your testicles out and scare your friends with it by calling it an alien brain. The veins and shape represent that of an alien brain.
I was so drunk last night I must have alien brained at least 10 people!
by PinkyntheBrain October 25, 2011
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hair brained scheme

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.
Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.
by armaniGT October 13, 2006
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boil brained

So dumb of a person you deserve to eat pigs ass
Exzaiver failed the test so bad it seemed like he was boil brained
by Sir knight October 25, 2018
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clay-brained

When somebody is ignorant and their brain is full of mush and the person knows nothing
Your so “clay-brained” you don’t even know what 2+2 equals!
by Alyssa’s definitions May 4, 2018
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wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.
Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.
by bronobar July 12, 2021
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left brained syndrome

the opposite of openminded & free thinking. non-holistic and in-the-box minded people. people with left brained syndrome could be labelled as "sheeple" or said to be contained in a "mental prison"

they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system's bitch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.

they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death attitude.

left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.
the best and quickest cure for left brained syndrome is psychedelic drugs...unfortunately, the syndrome causes these people to be highly opposed to these substances... ironic.

righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?

lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.
by danand August 22, 2012
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Alien Brained

To be photographed whilst sleeping, sporting a set of somebody elses testicles upon your brow!
'Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrgh, I've been Alien Brained!!!' After receiving the Martian like picture through your door.
by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007
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