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BroadBand

Much like a chick band or girl band, the BroadBand is a musical ensemble comprised of mostly women - who are old enough to buy their own gear and know how to use it.

They are the next generation of the riot grrrls in the digital age.
BroadBands: L7, Hole, Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, Pussycat Trash, Babes in Toyland, Heavens to Betsy, Voodoo Queens, High Heels Lo Fi, The Butchies, and many, many more!
by Licorice Lawrence May 7, 2009
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broadbandreports

www.broadbandreports.com - The best site in the world for broadband information!
John went to www.broadbandreports.com and found all the information about broadband internet he needed!
by NullZilla August 22, 2003
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Broadband

Fantastic, absolutely smashing. If you didn't have to sell the yoke.
"I still don't have my fuckin Broadband"
by Kel September 1, 2003
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Broadbandian

One who's connected with Broadband internet. The individual is then therefore referred as a broadbandian.
"Hey mate, are you a Broadbandian?" -- Broadbandian

"Nah, sorry mate. I'm connected with an inferior internet service - dialup." -- Dialupper
by Paul Phoenix January 21, 2006
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broadband

A relationship with a member of opposite sex.
Verb: "to have broadband" is to be having a relationship.
It is effectively an analogy for relationships, with all things related to it corresponding to different parts of the analogy. "Service provider" being the girl or boy you are with, "56k" is being not quite there yet, "laying cables" - meeting new people etc.
(So as to be discreet, a real company with the same initials as the girl or boy you fancy can be used in conversation, see below)
"You got broadband yet?" "Nah, I'm still on 56k"

"Hows your broadband coming along?" "Slowly, I'm still looking for service providers..." "I thought you fancied Virgin Media?" "Nah, he stopped liking Vicky May ages ago!"
by tstock May 29, 2008
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brainkandy

aka brainkandy87

A well traveled forum poster, also a former Wrestling Simulator programmer.

The name is derived from the box office bomb "Kid in the Hall: Brain Candy" and the 87 is the final two digits of brainkandy87's birthyear.
There is this funny guy on the internet named brainkandy87.
by brainkandy87 September 3, 2003
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narrow brainband

a person or persons who cannot see or accept other people's thoughts, ideas or way of life.
Dude that preacher in North Carolina operates on a narrow brainband.
by brobnc November 5, 2012
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