boy bands

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."

Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!

by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004

boy bands

guys that pretend to like girls, but are actually gay to help their image. Guys in a band that have sex with each other

boy bands are gay

by ?? July 10, 2003

Boy Banding

A strategy of collecting an attractive but diverse group of males in order to cultivate maximum potential attention from the opposite sex in social situations. Each member of the group has equivalent good looks but a different perceived personality type, like members of a boy band. Also known as N'Syncing.

"Greg just called and said we are boy banding tonight. I was gonna wear my fedora but now I have to be the 'sweet one'"

by The Louisiana Squisher August 9, 2012

Boy bands

A group of 4-5 boys who (most of the time) don’t play instruments other than a guitar. They usually only sing and dance.

Have you heard of the boy bands In Real Life, Why Don’t We, and PRETTYMUCH?

by ItzzYourrGurll July 15, 2018

Boy Bandit

the biggest asian pimp who does no school work what so ever,sleeps through tests, and yet gets pussy from all the mexicans. (AKA Andy)

there he goes again, sleeping, or.... jeez boy bandits gettin some pussy tonight!

by TOB fo eva December 9, 2004

batty boy (arse bandit, scrotum suka)

a man who takes it up the ring piece and
gets spunked all over his face

you going to suk cock, like batty boy

by geordie October 24, 2003

Bandit Boy

A guy who takes things in the form of robbing,breaking into homes,or finessing.

More of a Advanced Stick Up Kid

Tasha don’t pull your wallet out around Tyrone,I here’s he’s the bandit boy of the town.
A guy who takes things in the form of robbing,breaking into homes,or finessing.

More of a Advanced Stick Up Kid

by Lonnieman June 24, 2019