Sammy Box, aka: Captain Faggot the crime fighting hero, has the largest penis know to mankind. He fights villains with his humongous cock. His mushroom like cock scares away criminals and repels all women. Box’s secret Asian boyfriend, Cheng, is a small Chinese sweatshop worker and always helps Captain Faggot defeat bad guys. Everyone wants to be like the huge gaylord Boxy. He also always has a hot chick or many beside him, laughing at his hilarious joke.
person 1: “Did you see Boxy at K road maccas with all the chicks?”
person 2: “Whaaatttt? No, but I believe you because he always has a chick/chicks on his side.”
person 2: “Whaaatttt? No, but I believe you because he always has a chick/chicks on his side.”
by sammybox1 July 8, 2023
Get the Boxymug. 