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borken

when you are broken beyond repair. so broken that you are borken. unable to form sentences or words properly
my computer is borken
i am borken
my whole life is borken
by mani 4 December 12, 2018
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James Bourne

Amazingly talented and funny singer/songwriter from Southend, Essex. Doesnt get enough credit considering how much he changed the music industry. James is responsible for converting many teenage girls from being fans of S Club 7 and Westlife etc and expanding their musical tastes :D He started Busted with Matt Willis in 2002 and then Charlie Simpson joined the band until they split up in Jan 2005. Then he created Son of Dork who are now on a break as all their members are busy doing different things. Then people discovered that James was off in New York doing American stuff like seeing the Hollywood sign etc. James is currently in New York in America making a solo album which will be released soon and will be electric. He is also writing a musical apparently called Loserville: The musical (after the S.O.D album).
James is also known for being one of the weirdest (in a good way) people on the entire planet. He talks in a partly-American accent, doesnt wash his trousers and claims that people go into space when they die. He is also obsessed with the best film ever, Back to the future and even wrote Busted's second single, Year 3000 about it. He's even got a DeLorean now :D Groovy.
Clueless person: Who's that blonde guy with all the different bands who talks kind of American and jumps around a lot with a guitar with other guys with weird hair?
Fan: Great scott, It's James Bourne!
by xKat92x February 18, 2009
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borke

Broken in a sudden, unexpected manner at a critical time.
It's launch day and the webserver's fuckin BORKE
by gweasel January 29, 2009
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Burkerig

To repair or modify an existing mechanism, such as an automobile or Apple computer, with no professional training, knowledge, or ability. Often results in rendering the object useless and/or ineffective.
The air conditioning in the Santa Fe didn't seem to work, so he just Burkerigged under the hood. The only problem is that now the air conditioning still doesn't work and the car can only turn left.
by Appleman69 April 19, 2010
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bourge-bag

(boozh-bag, n. {pl. bourge-bags}) A contraction of "bourgeois" and "douchebag" to suggest a smug, elitist upper-middle-class lifestylist or person who fancies his or her self as one, and who is self-consciously and publicly representing that lifestyle in their consumer choices including the media which they broadcast through forwards to their personal social media audiences. Perhaps unknowingly, bourge-bags are prone to display crassly classist attitudes in their superficial understanding of society, underlying a sense of liberal idealism which they also superficially understand.
This historically diverse blue-collar neighborhood has been gentrified by techies and bourge-bags who think they're doing the area a huge favor by attracting a Whole Foods Market and putting an old Latino market out of business.
by DJ Rick November 19, 2014
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Nigel Burke

The surgeon on surgeon simulator obviously
Hi Nigel Burke time to kill bob
by Nock norberg May 29, 2019
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borked

To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.
Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.

Example 2....

"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".
by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004
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