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photo botox

The use of Photoshop, or other photo modification software, to artificially remove lines, wrinkles, body fat, etc. from to-be-published pictures, while emphasizing other desirable body features and physical attributes.
Shane is just amazing at photo botox. His brother's new Facebook postings make him look like someone right out of "True Blood!"
by BartMann August 7, 2011
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facebook botox

when someones facebook pictures show them pulling the exact same facial expression in every single photo regardless of their mood or occasion.
look at dans pictures hes puliing the same face in evry one... ie facebook botox
by nz_girl March 4, 2010
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social botox

the act of pretending you care about a matter and putting on a permanent fake smile, usually related to hosting excessive parties that you do not enjoy.
Did you see Hannah at the party? She was having a horrible time; it was such social botox!
by peadiddy March 27, 2009
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Boner Botox

Noun, A fact that makes you not want to sleep with a specific person, the idea being that they have made your penis flaccid (if not straight up numb) for an extended period of time with no potential solution for the problem.
Dude: "Do I know anyone you've slept with?"
Chick: "Yeah, your friend Pete hit it. I liked it a lot."
Dude: "Oh man, I did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. That is such boner botox."
Chick: "What does that mean?"
Dude: "It means I'm not gonna be able to get it up for you for an extended period of time, but just as long as it takes for the grossness to wear off."
by JewishPube December 14, 2010
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Cincinnati Botox

Similar to a Cincinnati Bow Tie, except instead of the chest, you stick your dick by your lady loves eye and blow loads in her tear ducts. Let the jizz dry and voila, no more wrinkles
My wife was complaining about the wrinkles under her eyes and I had a serious case of blue balls, so I gave her a Cincinnati Botox and now we both feel better. Win Win
by men in tights June 18, 2009
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G-spot Botox

a pleasureable experience
Im having a G-spot Botox
by jms October 25, 2002
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redneck botox

when one of your buddies punch you in the mouth to give you fuller lips
"Cleetus come over here and give me some redneck Botox before the derby."
by lizardsman999 August 4, 2016
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