A version of Bruce Springsteen's song "Born to Run" sung by Pork Scotch, the world's ugliest dickhead. First sung as a drunken karaoke performance and later recorded at Goofy Granny's expense. The record sold precisely 2 copies.
I've made a record therefore I'm young and cool.
But what the hell does the song mean?
It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.
OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.
But what the hell does the song mean?
It means I was born to Scotch. Scotch means to be cool. I was born to be cool.
OK Dickwad, you need to look up "Scotching" on Urban Dictionary.
by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009
Get the Born To Scotchmug. A band of boys who were born ruffians but are now, thankfully, tame. They hail from a small town Midland, in Ontario, Canada. The band now lives in Toronto and plays local shows regularily. Luke Lalonde, Steve Hamelin and Mitch DeRosier rock out on the electric guitar, bass and drums, with the occasionnal random percussion or trombone.
They play an awesome, very original indie rock style and have said that they sound like pre-punk new-wave dance-folk love-making...with guitar. You can check out their music on their MySpace profile; www.myspace.com/bornruffians
Enjoy.
They play an awesome, very original indie rock style and have said that they sound like pre-punk new-wave dance-folk love-making...with guitar. You can check out their music on their MySpace profile; www.myspace.com/bornruffians
Enjoy.
"What People Do" by the Born Ruffians
This is something real
for those who cannot feel
or hear
or fear
or even be near
let's make this a big deal.
This is something real
for those who cannot feel
or hear
or fear
or even be near
let's make this a big deal.
by elektrik toast July 16, 2008
Get the born ruffiansmug. by ahill2 March 25, 2010
Get the born hardmug. by ya boi 02aku February 2, 2020
Get the word is bornmug. by Fancy Colt January 2, 2020
Get the Born on the Bobmug. by Albert Newton January 10, 2019
Get the Ben bornmug. Sarcastic phrase meaning the mother talked about the child nonstop before it was born. Sancimommy's children are typically born famous.
Landon was born famous, I couldn't stand hearing about all of her parenting tips before he even took his first breath.
by bornfamous June 3, 2016
Get the born famousmug.