Borgism

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005

MR. BURGESS

A WORD TO USED TO DESCRIBE A RACIST REDNECK.

JAMES, THE MAN WITH THE CONFEDERATE FLAG IS A MR. BURGESS

by elementkid1007 March 2, 2009

BORGs

"Black Out Rage Gallon" you get a gallon of water, dump out half, and fill with vodka and squirt your preferred flavor of MiO into the mix. Amazing Frat party drink.

dude I drank two full BORGs yesterday.

by ishmootfiga October 3, 2021

borgstrom

to partake in tetherball and/or soccer with one's dog, one on one.

Ya, I Borgstrom with my dog all the time! He's really good, he beats me everytime!

by cptbuttfor January 27, 2006

Borgus

When your dick gets stuck inside of an Xbox one

Damn bro I had a Borgus last night and it had to get surgically removed by my step sis

by matthewhoops August 8, 2020

borgasm

a mediocre orgasm; one that is boring. Usually occurs when a woman's vagina is extremely wide or fugly. Also, when masturbating, the man is not very horny and is just trying to pass time.

"dude your girlfriend's so fucking fat and ugly, i just had a borgasm last night. it wasnt that great. find a hotter girlfriend so i can have a better time fucking her."

by mark from ohio and this is really awesome and funny April 6, 2008

Nigerian barges

Fake accounting, imaginary financial transactions.

Inspired by the huge Enron financial scandal, in which six former Enron
executives were charged with conspiracy for alleged involvement in a
December 1999 deal in which a loan from Merrill Lynch was disguised as
a sale of Nigerian barges so Enron could appear to have met earnings
targets.

Why do I get the feeling our accountant is playing with Nigerian barges here?

by JerrySmile January 22, 2004