Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot

A sex act which requires two people. Zac Brown Band's ''Chicken Fried'' should be played whilst act is carried out. Both parties must have western apparel on, at the very least, spurred cowboy boots. First the man must begin a basic line dance routine. The woman then lassos the man's penis with a shoelace and pulls it tight, then a hard kick to the testicles ensues.

Hiram: Dang Cephas! Why y'all walkin' so funny?

Cephas: I te'y'a why. Jenny Lou got to watchin' them Academy of Country Music Awards, and hearin' that Chicken Fried song made her ripe for courtin'. We got all suited up in our Nashville Farbies, an' when I's just gettin' into the swing, she done roped my rope and kicked my grapes with her spurred boots. I got pinwheel cuts on my sack!

Hiram: Dad gum! The classic Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot.

by Sturdy Danny McGee April 30, 2010

to boot

Literally: "Also" but used to represent an extra.

Kristen's an amazing girl, and sexy to boot!"

by Randy August 24, 2004

jimmy boot

to steal something from someone you know when they are not there or not looking

Ya man, I left the room to get a napkin and he jimmy booted my beer!

by Ben Murphy November 7, 2006

boot n scoot

vomiting at a residence other than your own and then leaving before anyone notices.

That new years eve party was awesome until Rachel pulled the old boot n scoot.

by phantomxx January 2, 2010

Boot Fair

Car boot/trunk sales or boot/trunk fairs are popular with the British. They replaced jumble sales with people coming to buy & sell used household and garden items.

The term comes from the selling of items from a car's boot or trunk.

We bought some clothes at a Boot Fair on Sunday.

by Nightchick December 18, 2012

boot cunt

Someone who is such a douchebag that they need to be called something stronger but STILL hasn't reached the level of motherfucker

Tom felt the need to post a shitty comment on my page that was NOT necessary - that boot cunt!

by caligal September 30, 2013

Boot Lube

Referencing a fictional lubricant you apply to the toe area of your boot when you really want to stick your foot up someone's ass for acting a fool.

The engineer sent me the wrong damn drawing for the 3rd time. I am going to put on my boot lube and kick his rectum though his throat.

by Lameo333 November 5, 2013