Bookstore Meat

people will only begin to understand it if they accept the bookstore meat

“You want some bookstore meat Francesca?”
“What’s bookstore meat Taylor”
“Just accept it and you’ll see the glory 🥩 “

by Bookstore meat October 17, 2020

on the same page, but in different books!

when you know that everything is good with someone/something, but there is still this thing!
said when you are in a situation where you know that something is missing or wrong, but cant quite point out what it is.

John: she said that she knew she loves me, but that there was something missing.
Chris: dude, apparently you guys are "on the same page, but in different books!"

by Haha?? July 29, 2010

cook the books

Creative accounting,

My best account has cooked the books this year, my tax bill is the lowest ever

by john365 March 13, 2003

There's a condom behind that bookshelf

Joke about children's attitude towards sex and lack of practical knowledge or reading skills.

Kid A: There's a condom behind that bookshelf.


Kid B: What's a bookshelf?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

bookslave

a person who works at a retail bookstore or a bookseller, for close to minimum wage.

This summer, I'm going to be a bookslave at Barnes & Noble.

by bookslave1 September 27, 2008

Booksecutioner

A Librarian who is good at weeding books from a library collection.

The librarian is a good booksecutioner and keeps their collection weeded and current

by tony1492 January 11, 2013

it's on my bookshelf

a book, usually some type of hip or classic piece of literature, that you bought and read 14 pages of it and never finished, yet you left in casual display in your living area so people think you're well read.

-1"Yo have you seen the movie Fear and Loathing?"
-2"nah, but i read the book."
-1 "I heard the book is good. Did you like it."
2- " Well I never actually read it. it's on my bookshelf though.

by Todd is my hero January 18, 2015