bonjean

best name in the world

bonjean a very intensively caring person

by swags main June 24, 2017

bonjo boy

Term derived from Asia. A boy who has obeys his parents but is still mischievous sometimes, has short hair parting and his hair is always oiled (not gelled) and usually wears checkered clothes and dress pants. Bonjo boys are not to be confused with dorks or nerds as bonjo boys enjoy playing and watching sports and are risk takers too. They are rather unique and very hard to find nowadays. They began in the 80s but their popularity skyrocketed in the 90s and now its very low again. Bonjo Boys are not fat or skinny, they arent muscular either but are healthy. There is no such thing as a Bonjo Man as Bonjo Boys dont have an age group and all males from all ages can be Bonjo Boys.

The Bonjo Boy Population in the world by age

0-7: 75%
8-13: 10%
13-20: 10%
20 and above: 5%

Person 1: Hey how was the party this weekend?

Person 2: It was fun, I was chilling with a bonjo boy, but after he left it became boring as hell.

by Bonjo Boy April 24, 2008

bonjou

a bonjou is a nickname for the word PENIS.

That foohin sure did like that bonjou!

by foohin January 12, 2008

laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song

this is what you can say to someone when you're typing to them and they go "heheheh"

I made a funny, and you go: heheheh

You can they say "You laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song."

by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003

Bonjola

A fun way to say "HI" with a mix of french "BONjour" and spanish "hOLA"

Girl 1: "Hi!"
Girl 2: "Bonjola!"

by FabulousGab October 11, 2010

Bonjover

a Bon Jovi inspired boner

i was front row at the bon jovi concert and during living on a prayer i got a Bonjover

by Harry the dinosaur boner February 24, 2011

bonjoned

The state of being wherein a person is exhausted and unable to think clearly. It is not the same as merely being tired. Being bonjoned means to be tired AND to feel dirty AND to be muddy-headed. A good way to make oneself bonjoned would be to do many exhaustive tasks and then to stay up all night, all after having not showered in a day.

After working a 10 hour shift, and driving 400 miles to pick up his friend, Bob finally came home and felt very bonjoned.

by Amanda Lopes August 6, 2007