bunkered

Getting shot up close in paintball because you suck

You just got bunkered, newb

by Josh June 17, 2004

Boinker

Boinker ; a fart with some bounce to it.
Boinkered; past tense

OMG! What a fuck'n boinker dude!
Man, when she boinkered the whole bar ran outside!

by UfaPapa007 September 27, 2014

blinkered

You guys calling the original guy an idiot are all wrong. I'm a huge horse racing fan, and racehorses wear blinkers. A carriage-pulling horse, or a jumper, wears blinders, but the hoods that some racehorses wear are indeed blinkers, which is where the term comes from.

One of the most famous racehorses of all time, Secretariat, wore blinkers in all of his races.

by FusaichiPegasusK April 2, 2005

Blinkered vision paradox

Someone who doesn't like unrealistic games and films unless they do.

He won't watch Godzilla because it lacks realism, but one of his favourite films is doctor strange. He's obviously got blinkered vision paradox

by Therealgeekatron June 15, 2019

Hoinker Boinker

Massive Tits

Look at her Hoinker Boinkers

by Bonker Honkers December 8, 2020

bonkered

when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk

dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.

by charlie brooks January 2, 2008

Bingered

When a witness under cross examination owns an inept prosecutor

Nathan bingered Big Boy

by mikkedj November 12, 2021