Boebert

Handjob in a crowded movie theater. Named after the congresswoman caught in the act.

I wear my pants inside out so a pickpocket has to give me a lauren boebert if they want my wallet.

by MILQTOASTMOTHERFUQQR July 28, 2025

Lauren Boebert

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater

“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”

by Willybear April 22, 2025

boebert handshake

A handjob.

Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.

by All Night Al April 8, 2024

The Boebert reach across

When your drunk date gives you a hand job in the theater.

Alternatively; when, in a bipartisan manner, a politician attempts to Garner support from an opposing political party for the sake of compromise.

While at the theater my drunk and stoned date reached over and gave me the Boebert reach across!!

Alt; In order to win enough votes for passing a bill, the Republican politician attempted to "reach across the aisle" to gain support from her democratic rival

by Scartissue01 February 13, 2024

Double Boebert

when a female uses two hands to arouse male genitalia in public

“my new girl crazy fam. She gave me a double boebert on our 2nd date"

"my girl gave me such a good double Bobert, I Marjorie Taylor Greened everywhere"

by Phd. Michael Stock February 24, 2024