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bluetooth pissing 

The act of standing and taking a leak hands free, in other words not holding your dick.
Dave is always bluetooth pissing, that's why his shoes are always wet.

Bluetooth Hobo 

A homeless person that walks down the street talking to themselves and having very animated conversations with no identifiable person, much like somebody talking while in public on a Bluetooth headset.
Man, don't go down into the Southside, there's A LOT of Bluetooth Hobos in that area.
Bluetooth Hobo by VitoVane November 15, 2017

Bluetooth Blem 

To light a cigarette using another lit cigarette. (Blem refers to a cigarette) & (bluetooth is a metaphor referring to the instant connection of the two blems)
Ferno: Ay Kanye, You know what time it is
Kanye: Yes I do, but your lighter is shit
Ferno: Ah it's calm we'll just Bluetooth Blem it.
Bluetooth Blem by Kstackz August 27, 2020

Bluetooth Headset 

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.
Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth headset at that party."
Bluetooth Headset by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009

bluetooth attack 

verb(or noun)
The act of searching bluetooth devices in a public place, then finding available devices and sending a random device contacts containg inappropriate or hateful comments or funny pictures/media.

1. When me and Joe were in the airport we sat in a busy terminal to find some devices to Bluetooth Attack.

2. I freaked out when i got Bluetooth Attacked with a picture of somones ass.

Bluetooth On

When your teacher makes you turn on Bluetooth on your device so they can monitor your screen
Mrs. Comer-Jaworski always told us to make sure we have our Bluetooth on
Bluetooth On by Randy Cochran October 18, 2018