blueberry

the blue crystal-filled bud with the fat resin coating; a strain of pot that will knock you out off like 1 bong hit; a bob of this will crucialize like 8 heads

Yo, I got sum skril and I'm gonna go grip sum o dat blueberry from da Farms!
My boy just bought a QP of blueberry, he's pushing serious weight now!

by El J0h0 May 11, 2003

blueberry bud

a marijuana bud that can be best grown indoors, sometimes outdoors also. takes 10-11 weeks to fully bloom. it is a Sativa plant.mixed with a tad bit of Skunk strains and originated from Blue Haze. offers delayed effects but you can get hella high off of it.the price for 10 seeds is usually $25.
Ludacris made a song called "Blueberry Yum Yum", referring to the fantastical blueberry bud.

i learned about blueberry bud in my drug class. ;D

by thastoner July 6, 2008

blueberry kush

a strain of marijuana usually of the indica variety it is so named for the "blueberry" smell and taste it is very high quality and produces a couch-lock "body high" rather then the "mind high" produced by sativas.

i cant even stand after that blueberry kush.

by mizzzy o July 7, 2008

Blueberry

In the video game series Battlefield someone who is not in your squad, but is on your team and has a blue dot over their head and is completely useless, often a n00b. You can not communicate with a blueberry, other than in game commands which are often ignored.

Actions of a blueberry, including but not limited to:
-Facing or running in the wrong direction of an objective.
-Sitting on an objective instead of arming or defusing it.
-Spawning in a vehicle and not moving.
-Spawning as a pilot of an aerial vehicle and immediately crashing into the ground, flying out of bounds, or bailing out midflight, often resulting in death for all aboard.
-Driving a vehicle taking damage and bailing out, allowing the enemy team to capture the vehicle.
-Playing as a support or medic and not resupplying or healing teammates.
-While in a tank... shooting at a target across the map instead of the tank shooting at him or the guy standing next to him with C4.
-Locking a door or hatch behind them so you can't get on a roof.
-Steal your vehicle that you are in the gunner seat of
-Take off after you repair their vehicle instead of letting you back inside
-Doesn't know where to return flag in CTF
-Etc.

Goddamn blueberry just wrecked the helicopter upon spawn, wtf?

Come on blueberry, capture the flag!

by TPP1776 January 17, 2017

blueberry buttcheeks

Blueberry buttcheeks are when your bottom is spanked so hard and for so long that they no longer resemble rosy cheeks but instead look more like a blueberry tart. The spankee is usually in floods of tears at this point.

Uncle Richard threw me over his knee and gave my ass a damn good thrashing because he felt I was being impertinent. The fact I'm 39 and a headmistress and his penis erect throughout notwithstanding, I felt it wrong that he should leave me with blueberry buttcheeks for a simple misunderstanding. I came home and applied some antiseptic cream and slowly my ass is feeling like its old self - heavily sagging and puckered from all the ass fucking my husband seems to enjoy.

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

cherries and blueberries

when a cops lights are flashing

Ah! He's flashin his cherries and blueberries at us!

by VVeedson March 24, 2010