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BLAMA

None of my shirts fit cause of my big long ass monkey arms. BLAMA life is hard.
by Nathan T Brown Fan December 27, 2019
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Golden Blimp

Merging of "Blumpkin" and "Golden Shower" whereas the receiving party is deficating into a toilet while being given oral sex AND an additional party is urinating on said oral sexer.
(AA Meeting)

Shannon: "So Gary, when did you know you had hit rock bottom?"
Gary: "Well, you know Shannon, truck stops can be dens of pure debaucery. After downing half a dozen 40s of King Cobra, I found myself in a men's stall face first in a long hauler's hollar. The smell was putrid and of course I couldn't breathe through my mouth, lol! As he was near climax, another driver joined us in the stall and relieved himself on me. Yeah, pretty much dosen't get much lower there."
Shannon: "Wow, never thought I'd meet someone that actually had the uh, luck? of experiencing a golden blimp!"
by Boss_ASU March 9, 2011
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Ivan Bliminse

The invisible man, some one who does not exist in real life. Only records exists possibly on paper is given
Bliminse , Ivan Bliminse from Human Resources.
by Ivan Bliminse June 25, 2019
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New Year Blimp

A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.
My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.
by 'Nucks man January 4, 2011
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blimbo

A girl who gives blimpies.(giving head to a guy taking a shit.)

They are dirty girls who are turned on by poo smell and blow jobs.
by Nathy April 12, 2008
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Bliar

Prime Minister of Britain. Often mis-spelt as Blair, the correct spelling is Bliar because he lies so much.
Where are the WMD's, eh Tony? What a fucking liar.
by Andy July 22, 2004
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blimpo

A Really Fat ass motherfucker, whose whole body is shaped like a balloon
My Friend John Is A Blimpo
by Ecstasy Designz June 7, 2004
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