Scandinavian belt buckle

When a man pulls his balls above his belt line (keeping his penis hidden/tucked) and raises his shirt revealing his scrotum (ususally shiny due to pressure) and says to the witness, "Check out my belt buckle..... it's Scandinavian"

Hey Dave!! Check out my new belt buckle!!!! ..... (Matt lifts shirt revealing his balls) its Scandinavian.

Dave; What the fuck dude! I don't want to see your nuts!!!!!
Scandinavian belt buckle

by Montana Matty June 8, 2017

Leather Belt

What Jimmy's father uses to make his son better.

Person 1: Jimmy, what the fuck is on your cheeks?
Jimmy: My father smacked me with a leather belt.
Person 1: Good for you, since you play Roblox.

by a squatting slav September 20, 2018

Sweet Belt

A seat belt positioned so that it accentuates a woman's breasts making for a enjoyable sight.

Dave: Hey Tom, check out the rack on the girl in the car to our right!

Tom: Her boobs look great the way the seat beat is positioned...its a Sweet Belt for sure!

by STM MTS March 24, 2009

Rust Belt Loser

Anyone, at this very moment, right now, caught dead or alive living in the State of Michigan.

The State of Michigan last night made a desperate (it's usual emotional state these days, like that of a hysterical spinster) phone call to the West Coast pleading for either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone to come and 'save their dilapidated and sick ass' and somehow bring about a happy Capra-esque, Hollywood ending. The State did this on the grounds that, as President Reagan was already dead (is Bonzo available?), both B-movie actors were the only known living persons who, owing to their respective previous roles as 'lone macho warriors', could conceivably pick up the State 'all by themselves' and save it from such a 'horrible' fate (akin to Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman only this time with more testosterone). While Stallone could not be reached for comment, Schwarzenegger, when asked if he might agree to such a request admitted he already had quite a bit on his plate as current governor of California. "Besides," he added, "I would have to see the script first and certainly wouldn't want to go anywhere where I might wind up a Rust Belt Loser."

by Rust Belt Jones April 8, 2008

Bleluf

The noise a Raccoon dog makes when 'barking' or communicating with other Raccoon dogs, this noise can differ in pitch and length depending on the purpose of the bark. It is a longer noise and is very low in pitch when a male Raccoon dog is trying to attract a mate the female Raccoon dog then replies with a long noise if interested and a short or no noise if not.

Male Raccoon dog: bleluuuuf

Female Raccoon dog: bleluf

(Female Raccoon dog is not interested)

by Matashio June 16, 2013

Belt-Loopin

When two gay dudes can’t rub cocks hard enough in their very tight jeans so they grab each-others back belt loops while thrusting with passion. This technique provides the belt-looper with more leverage which increase the level cock rubbing friction.

Did you see those two gay dudes outside that bar?? They were belt-loopin so hard I thought I saw some smoke.....Jesus man. That was a lot.

by 2SoupCanDan December 4, 2020

Bagel Belt

A predominantly Jewish neighborhood in an established urban area.

You gotta drive to the Bagel Belt to get good lox and corned beef!

by rlr4818 October 4, 2008