Jim: Do you hook up with Lynn last night?
Carl: Yeah...she's freaky. I'm normally not into butt sex but her black hole was so fine it just sucked my wang up in there.
Carl: Yeah...she's freaky. I'm normally not into butt sex but her black hole was so fine it just sucked my wang up in there.
by Tryky July 29, 2005

A swirling vortex which spews blood and ninja gore when a ninja mikes creating the most obnoxious sound ever. *Origin: N+
"BLACK HOLE!!! count it"
by Araballz January 24, 2009

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by Dert September 6, 2005

a scientific myth that is grounded on the so-called lorentz' contraction (the idea that space gets distorted). it contradicts the POV (persistence of vision, the idea that space only appears to get distorted, because time takes a while to travel).
by sabicu November 10, 2013

A place that is so dense and thick that once one goes in, they never ever come out again. Commonly found in small towns across America
by jennifer and jessica March 6, 2005

Everything in the univers has a cicle of existance. many people are in denile of this fact becaus the practical upshot of it is that they will, evidenly, die. on a far grander scale of thing ( though just as unapealing ) the univers itself has such a cicle. there is a point of critical mass, in which matter is comprest to the power of infinity minus one. creating a gravity well, or loop in which matter is sucked in and compressed in the same way. ( usually due to a very large colapsing star ) in the end, and at this point it quite defenetly is, the intire univers will be consumed into a very large and very compressed ball of matter. at which time it will once again reach a critical presure and explode. recreating the univers, and the pesky little criters that come with it.
by The smart one April 18, 2005
