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MoloCock BlockTail 

A corruption of the word Molotov Cocktail
Noun - A cock block that is unpleasantly rude and unnecessary, often causing the female (or male, that's ok too...) party to be utterly disgusted and relocate away from the cock-blockee. Basically the highest degree of cock blocking in the book.
Verb - (-ed)(-ing) - The act of performing a MAJOR cock block on a friend/acquaintance.
Joe: "I was talking to Sally at the party, when all of a sudden, Steve threw a MoloCock BlockTail at me, and told her I still wet the bed."
John: "Well, do you?"
Joe: "Yeah, but that's basically the highest degree of cock blocking in the book."
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Emotional Blackmail 

No.
Hym "No... 'Emotional Blackmail' is using 'your kids' (in abstraction) to aggregate unearned power and grant yourself extra-judicial authority over other people. You're the ones who chose to subject them to reality. They aren't going to be safe either way, so, no... You don't get to be God unto Pharoah. End of discussion."
Emotional Blackmail by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Reverse Blackmail

When you force someone to do good, with no negative repurcussions
"I applied reverse blackmail strategies to force the utitity company to refund me for overcharging."
Reverse Blackmail by JayLbird January 9, 2026

Queen of Blackmail 

A girl who's sweeter than life itself as long as you're treating her well. As soon as you double cross her she'll pull every card and transform into the blackmail queen. An individual who's tactics in blackmail and extortion are unmatched, and won't stop until you give up and apologize.
Alicia is the Queen of Blackmail. She stole my Instagram passwords and is trying to get me banned.

buyer feedback blackmail 

When a person uses a feedback system to leverage a seller into something that was not originally agreed upon and/or to permanently alter a sellers feedback as result of.
Buyer: Buys a used item "as is" and decides they do not want it anymore and wants to return it.

Seller: Doesn't accept returns for used items as described but accepts return anyway and offers a partial refund to buyer.

Buyer: "Since you accepted the return, repair the item and return it to me ASAP for a positive feedback score".

Seller: "Ah, we didn't agree to that. I am offering you a partial refund out of the goodness of my heart to cover your

stupidity and inability to read properly as it is".

Buyer: "If you don't want to fix the item that's fine too. Just issue me a FULL refund instead but I will be forced to leave

you a negative feedback score"

Seller: " Are you trying to commit buyer feedback blackmail on me by abusing the feedback system? Trying to extort

services you are not entitled to like a self-entitled asshole"

Pay Me or I will BlaCkMailYou 

A sentence people use when they want money.
Best described by the poems of Ewan McTeagle.
Could you lend me a five bob till the next week?

Pay Me or I will BlaCkMailYou!

The attack helicopter with a back kick 36 tailspin

It's when you lube the fuck out of your penis and have your girl lay down, you then put your dick in her, lay one top of her spread your arms and legs, then start spinning like a helicopter, risk includes loss of peepee
Holy shit your peepee is gone because of the attack helicopter with a back kick 36 tailspin