Bjorn

Bjorn is the definition of disgusting in a good way and the definition of perfect, a god, the only perfect being on this earth, he has a perfect body and cock and is trustworthy, the perfect soul mate for Natalee, and the perfect daddy, he doesn't require much, just your love and loyalty, in return of him giving you the world.
He's a protector and a great friend and father.

Ps: Bjorn Is the only perfect being on this earth.

Bjorn Is natalee's soulmate
Bjorn loves only NATALEE
Bjorn loves to fuck only NATALEE
Bjorn is the property of NATALEE

by Gachakitty April 28, 2021

Ralph bohner

A man who laughs at his own name and looks very similar to the x men universe Quicksilver

Ralph Bohner? Ha Boner

by Ralph bohner March 5, 2021

bohner

A male who is sexually indescriminate, looking for anything that moves that will permit itself to be jackhammered. Often dresses as spongebob and wanders drunk, looking for a slore

Wow, Amir, you're a bohner... that chick was fugly, and you put it in her anyways!

by Mr Bojangles May 4, 2006

Bjorn

A prince, a gentleman, a scholar, a protector...seeker of tiny doors...soulmate of Ava

Woman A: There is no such thing as the perfect man.
Woman B: Then you haven't met Bjorn!

by Princess Ava November 28, 2010

bjorn

action of getting women and then get special relations

lauren got bjorned by bjorn

by blahgj oeja fojeaoifj oeiajoafe September 27, 2006

Bjorn

a really short man. Often seen wearing a suit and tie with a dashing fedora to complete the look.

Bjorn's are not particularly fond of espen's, but really in truly they are the most adorable couple❤️

wow! look at the small man, his name is probably bjorn.

by cheesebreadchicken February 3, 2021

Bjorn

Bjorn, where do I start? An absolute hotty, the best god damn abs ever but he won’t admit it. Amazing at every sport, especially basketball and soccer, he’s very fit. He can be quite sensitive but he’ll never show you how he really feels unless he trusts you completely. He’s outgoing, fun and has the cutest laugh ever. He makes the best jokes and loves tickling and teasing you. His hair is amazing, he can not wash it for a week but it’ll still look amazing, even when it’s not styled. If you’re dating a good Bjorn he gives you all his attention, little cuddles when he thinks nobodies looking or sometimes when the whole world is staring. He gives the cutest kisses ever, super soft and delicate lips. His smile can light up a whole room, it’s contagious. Bjorn’s love alone time and that can sometimes be mistaken for him being sad but mostly he just needed some time to think. It’s amazing when you hold hands, his hands are always really warm so he’s practically a portable heater. He always wants other people to be happy and he has the biggest heart ever. Bjorn is a fucking god but he’s never admit it.

Person 1: Wow! That guy looks like a god

Person 2: Yeah, he’s name is Bjorn

Person 1: I wish I was like Bjorn

by Peppermintpie September 4, 2019