herpe birthday

The very first recorded blossoming of sores on an individual (either orally, genitally, anally, or elsewhere on the human body) as caused by the herpes virus.

Todd: Sam, it looks as though I've got a pretty bad sore down there. Do you have any clue as to what it might be?

Sam: Why, Todd, that appears to be a case of genital herpes! This must be your first outbreak; in which case, Herpe Birthday, my friend!

by not_my_good_eye August 7, 2012

Birth

A mistake that cannot be a undone

October 23 is the day of birth

by TheWildHuman May 3, 2017

Birthday

The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.

Ricky: "I'm good with just staying home and watching Football..."

Family/Friends: "No! It's your Birthday! Come on, let's go out for dinner/drinks/socializing!"

by Choopies December 14, 2010

switched at birth

A popular ABC family TV show about two teenage girls who find out they were switched at birth when a nurse mixed up their name anklets.

Wow! Switched At Birth is such an amazing TV show!

by bambambeautyqueen July 15, 2014

Birthful

adj.

moody, grumpy, with baby, quite large in the uterus area,

often a pregnant teacher who gives lots of homework and unnessicarry assignments... -_-

Student 1- "DANG! I HATE MRS BLARIT! SHE IS SO BIRTHFUL!"

Subsitute Teacher- "it is what it is.."

by maddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii January 15, 2011

birthian

Birthday boy/girl.

The one whose birthday party is being celebrated.

Happy birthday birthian!

by whannali April 29, 2015

Birthgay

The day celebrated each year to commemorate the anniversary of a person publicly revealing his/her homosexuality to other people.

"I'm going to have a drink with Karlos to celebrate his Birthgay!"

by mmgorilla July 25, 2011