BILF

Baby I'd Like to Fuck

Lets go to the hospital to check out the fresh BILFs

by 2D Unit March 2, 2008

BILF

Baldy I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, Nick Thompson from Hit The Lights is such a BILF!"
"IKR!?! OMFG and what about Mat Love from Mercy Mercedes? NOMM!"
"Ahh, Matt's such a BILF too!"

by tFTW June 24, 2009

BILF

This acronym usually refers to a Boi (as in the gay type - refer to boi) I (would) Like (to) F*ck (as in have sex with).

The connotation of boi implies that the one saying bilf is not a boi. Or in other words is not straight.

So basically, when a "straight" guy refers to a gay guy as someone the former would like to have sex with.

This is a definition that breaks gender norms and has been used among straight buddies, and has been accepted as a norm, regardless of its context, sarcastic or serious.

The straight guy points at the hot gay guy in the club and tells his buddy, "Hey there is a BILF!" His buddy laughs and concurs.

by theseducer April 13, 2009

BILF

"Baby I'd Like to Fuck"

-Stewie Griffin, from Family Guy

BILF at 12 o'clock

by DJ Kit January 17, 2011

bilf

Brother I'd Like to Fuck. A Good example of one is Shawn Wilkes, brother of Brandon, who can easily be checked out when one goes to his house. If you are lucky you may see him shirtless!

Lynn: Lindsey, I went to Brandon's house last night and Shawn was there! He is such a bilf!

by Frows December 20, 2004

bilf

Bolduc I'd like to fuck.

Damn, that's a bilf. A Bolduc I'd like to fuck.

by BILF December 26, 2007

bilf

Baby i'd like to fuck

"man that bilf is fucking sexyyy. I'd tap that."

by Klaus1234 June 9, 2009