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Bigfoot Police

An infamous group of players on a game called "MapleStory".

Due to poor parenting and a lack of real life happiness, these players log onto the game with one goal in mind- to ruin other players gaming experience. They use hacks to disconnect other players, and "kill steal" a highly sought after monster- Bigfoot.

It is widely accepted that if these losers ever improve their personal hygiene enough to feel the touch of a woman in real life, they may lose interest in being such d-bags. Until then, they believe themselves to be cool in the game, but in reality are pitied by the rest of the gaming population for their sad existence.
Because I have all sorts of self confidence issues in real life, I will go onto MapleStory and ruin other people's experience by acting like the BF Police.

"Hey Bob, are you heading to Julia's house tonight, I heard her parents were out of town?" "Yup, I do indeed have a date tonight, something that a member of the Bigfoot Police won't ever say".
by Sarcastrific August 12, 2010
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Bigfoot Fairy

A Bigfoot Fairy is a relativley new species of Bigfoot. They are just like regular Bigfoot, but they're only 2 inches tall and have wings. They can't really fly very well, because of their feet weighing them down. Bigfoot Fairies mainly survive on twinkies and iced tea. They are very rare and delicate creatures, and are usually spotted in Greenland.
Woah, did you see that? That Bigfoot Fairy just stole my Snapple!
by Bigfoot Researcher November 9, 2008
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Bigfoot's Law

A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."

Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).
Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.
by hitemlow November 23, 2009
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bigfoot spank muffin

this is a very complex technique. it involves being nakey. first, you take a fig newton (no other cookie will do) with your foot. you then take the cookie (still cradled in your foot) and dip it in the hiney of the female you would like to do this to. after half of the fig newton is immersed in the booty, let it soak in the oils and herbs of the tushy until the innards become similar to that of a hot air balloon. at this point, take out the fig newton covered in poo and stank and feed it to the female with your foot as you spank the rump. continue this until bill cosby hand feeds you a muffin. amen.
I used a whole pack of fig newtons doing a bigfoot spank muffin.
by FlyingToothlessMidgets December 31, 2009
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Bigfoot Fairy

A Bigfoot Fairy is a relativley new species of Bigfoot. They are just like regular Bigfoot, but they're only 2 inches tall and have wings. They can't really fly very well, because of their feet weighing them down. Bigfoot Fairies mainly survive on twinkies and iced tea. They are very rare and delicate creatures, and are usually spotted in Greenland.
Woah, did you see that? That Bigfoot Fairy just stole my Snapple!
by Bigfoot Researcher November 10, 2008
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Bigfoot Sighting

A sexual act, where a woman is made to dress up like bigfoot, and then has sex on film. Also called a Sasquatch sighting.
"Hey, I downloaded a video of a hardcore bigfoot sighting last night."
by Mark May 6, 2005
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Bigfoot Ryan

A fully grown man with a diagnosis of chronic explosive diarrhea as well as toe fungus between his nasal cavities and two three-sided thumbs. He may also have an incurable Fortnite addiction.
That man looks like a Bigfoot Ryan, the traction that those three-sided thumbs give him is exquisite. He also blows up public restrooms on a regular basis.
by bigchungus1212 May 7, 2022
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