bif

Originally an acronym standing for 'Bloody Invalidity Fund', the terminology 'bif' fell into common use through the UK police force and amongst traffic wardens for defining those members of the public who have blue badge entitlement. The word has never been officially recognised and is often discouraged by managers in these politically correct times, however there are very few police, traffic wardens or civil enforcement officers who are unaware of the word and its meaning. Often given the misspelling of biff by those who use the word but are unaware of its original acronym.

"He has left his car on double lines but he is a bif so can't be booked for three hours".

by BadedasTheBlue October 13, 2009

BIF

Acronym for, Brother i'd fuck.

hey BIF!

by Chyo Mamma April 08, 2009

bif

Short for bifta, joint/spliff/reefer

oi geez, pass us that bif

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj September 18, 2007

biffed

A state of excessive drunkeness.

We don't even remember much of last night, we got biffed

by Tom Cattaneo May 28, 2007

biffing

Pissing, shitting, throwing up, having a bloody nose, and crying. All at the same time.

We were doing the All American Challenge and I started biffing and my team won!

by Dylanomgwtfbbq April 07, 2008

Biffing

To be baffled whilst under the influence of ketamine

"I'm biffing hard"

by Steph September 14, 2003

Biffed It

When you fail horribly and either shit your pants during the fail or after the fail.

He totally biffed it.
Do you smell shit?

by KillTheDead May 27, 2010