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Get the jeffery jeffery bezos mug.Bezos or to Bezod is defined as: Marry Bezod jack or Bob Bezod Sarah. Example 2 = Hey, have you met Stephanie? No? Well she is Bezos. Example 3 = Bob was poor yesterday, but today he is Bezos.
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Get the Bezos mug.Another word for giving head, also known as oral sex. This term originated from Jeff Bezos’ giant and bald head, and is used in many popular songs and memes.
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Get the Bezos mug.A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023
Get the jeffrey preston bezos mug.An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.
Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.
Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.
Psychopaths have:
Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies
Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.
Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.
Psychopaths have:
Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies
Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
What a Bezos!
Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!
(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!
(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
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