An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.
Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.
by Simenski June 18, 2018
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Who ate your food?
It was a Berit Elise.
How to catch a Berit Elise:
1. Lay food on ground
2. Wait
3. Jump on her
4. Give hugs and kisses
It was a Berit Elise.
How to catch a Berit Elise:
1. Lay food on ground
2. Wait
3. Jump on her
4. Give hugs and kisses
by kjøttkake January 10, 2019
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While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!
by Titrsbco June 13, 2011
Get the San Benito backyard bare down mug.1.Small shitty city in south Texas full of tacuaches with low pick up trucks.
2.Where hoes fuck for a g and complain on fb about their baby daddies.
2.Where hoes fuck for a g and complain on fb about their baby daddies.
-Did you saw the video of the couple fucking at San Benito high school
-Vamos a tacuachar and pick up some San Benito hood rats
-Vamos a tacuachar and pick up some San Benito hood rats
by Tacuachecuhhh February 19, 2020
Get the San Benito mug.Benito is a really cool guy to be arounf.You can count on him for anything.He'll always be there for you.Hes weird,Awkward all that fun stuff but hes a true friend.Hes also a really good lover.Hes cute and awesome.Hes a one of a kind person you should always have around you.
by ant.321. October 20, 2014
Get the Benito mug.What a fucking Brexit Dave! You’re the one who not only built the suicide vest, but decided to wear it AND detonate it, how can it NOT be your fault?!
by Nevergoingtohappen November 14, 2018
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by L'Agneau January 27, 2019
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