Blumpkin Backfire

Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.

Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.

by Purrris August 14, 2006

Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit, except this time you slam her head in the toilet, flush, then leapfrog over her back

The Toledo Leapfrog Blumpkin ended in divorce.

by c0rr January 19, 2011

steak blumpkin

to recieve fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional

Tyrone recieved a steak blumpkin from his babys momma

by Tyronefromcompton January 11, 2009

blump off

a heated competition to see who gives the best blumpkin. the winner is then crowned as the "blump king" or "blump queen"

dude im having a blump off this weekend, wanna come.

O yeah, but you know im going to be the blump king

by vince mildew January 26, 2009

blumpkin boy

Simply put, one who sports a blowout haircut(see Pauly D) while receiving a blowjob and taking a shit.

"Oh man, unbelievable...I just walked in on a fuckin' blumpkin boy! It's amazing he could even manage the multitasking with that blowout"

by switchbladejack October 29, 2011

Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.

John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.

by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011

Chew Blumpkin Shocker

The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob

Holy crap I cant believe Neil just got a Chew Blumpkin Shocker, he looks exhausted and really happy

by f1v3hundr3d May 17, 2011