behermoth

(bee-her-moth) word used to describe an extrmely fat ass mofo thats blubber is completly obstructing your path in the hall or ilse of some store that you must go to extreme legths to overcome or completly destroy.

that women is such a behermoth

Guy: "excuse me"
behermoth: *huff huff huff*
Guy: "excuse me mam"
behermoth: *huff huff huff*
Guy: "are you ok"
behermoth: *huff huff huff* (slowly begins to glide down isle)
guy: "OH MY GOD THERES A CART DOWN THERE, JESUS THATS THE BIGGEST BEHERMOTH I EVA SAW!!!!" (man screams into night)

by Aaron Adkins December 9, 2008

Behemouth

A large lady, usually muscular as opposed to fat, who will take advantage of any man that happens to be in her bed.

Also known as a Mammoth.

"I got attacked by a Behemouth last night"

by Joe DC January 17, 2007

behemoth

A fat slut who likes asian kids with homo emo glasses.

The Behemoth's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by Voice of Reason April 16, 2004

behemith

someone who acts dumb while under the unfluence of anything

(sometimes called 'ith or hemith)

you dumb behemith, you knocked over the lamp

by jeff grenier December 23, 2003

Behemouth

One huge mutha of a lady sasquatch, often found in American all girl pop groups that change their line up regularly due to the Behemouth making the other girls appear to be dwarfs.

En Vogue and Destiny's Child removed the Behemouth beauties from their line up as the camera lens on the video couldn't fit their heads in.

by Gumbelley-Dickie December 27, 2011

behemoth

A HUGE SUV, RV or a 4x4 pickup truck jacked up with gigantic tires, usually with a pint sized bearded male driver or a soccer mom with a cell phone attached to her ear at the steering wheel.

" OMG, look at that ridiculous behemoth lumbering by!" (insert hilarious laughter here)

by Leigh Crutchfield May 30, 2006

Behemoth

A fat shit

Yo dat fat girl over dere is Behemoth!

by Nigel aka Vishnu April 9, 2003