Bernardo

A very unfunny and chopped person... usually seen alone, wishing someone loved him
also known as retardo

Person 1: "Yo, who is that retardo over there?"
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's Bernardo."

by mr.schwienernuzz October 6, 2025

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Bernardo

Moans in everybody's ear at school, especially the gorls. Hates anime but loves hentai. Head is twice the size of body. Brazillian joints. Has no neck. Hisses and screams at people. What dat Bernardo doing?

"Why is Bernardo's arm bent 180 degrees into his ass???"
"Oh he's just brazillian"

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021

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Nick Bernardo

Tomatoe

Nick Bernardo found his gold at the bottom of a Rainbow

by Bigdickguy375 March 18, 2024

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Bernardo

Bernardo is a sexy man with great talent. He can sing and play instruments but let’s not forget i
his amazing girlfriend kim who supports him in almost everything. oh did i mention he was a sexy man ??? hermosuraa de muchacho que es.

Kim: Omg ! you see him ?? who is he ?? he’s so breathtaking

unknown: that’s bernardo !

by toospiceytta January 18, 2023

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Bernardo Venegas

Wow! What a hottie! He makes me want to jump on him and just kiss him even tho I'm a student. He loves anime and basketball. He teaches math and is one of the sweetest teachers out there. He always drops his markers or stares at young girls, and when you look, he looks away making it so obvious that he was staring at you. He is kinda built and when he walks by you can smell his colonge and makes you fall in love with him even more. I wish I could own up to him and tell him how I feel but that would be against the law. OOPS

Bernardo Venegas is hot.

by Mami1303 September 7, 2021

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