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benji krol

A bootyful soft boi who will snatch your strawberries and you heart.
benji krol is slowly turning into a strawberry.
by spidermanzbih June 5, 2019
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Benjamin politics

You prolly think that you are better now, better now
You only say that 'cause I'm not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything
Woulda gave you everything
You know I say that I am better now, better now
I only say that 'cause you're not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything
Woulda gave you everything, oh-oh
I did not believe that it would end, no
Everything came second to the Benzo
You're not even speakin' to my friends, no
You knew all my uncles and my aunts though
Twenty candles, blow 'em out and open your eyes
We were lookin' forward to the rest of our lives
Used to keep my picture posted by your bedside
Now it's in your dresser with the socks you don't like
And I'm rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
With my brothers like it's Jonas, Jonas
Drinkin' Henny and I'm tryna forget
But I can't get this shit outta my head
You prolly think that you are better now, better now
You only say that 'cause I'm not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything
Woulda gave you everything
You know I say that I am better now, better now
I only say that 'cause you're not around, not around
You know I never meant to let you down, let you down
Woulda gave you anything
Woulda gave you everything, oh-oh
I seen you with your other dude
He seemed like he was pretty cool
I was so broken over you
Benjamin politics is a twink right?”

“Yes!”
by Mary’s bakery January 3, 2021
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Benjamin Ketchup

A cardboard cutout of a ketchup bottle with Benjamin Franklins head on it

A recurring character on Unus Annus
Mark: "Oh I'd ride Benjamin Ketchup like a hurricane"
by EmzieWemzie January 10, 2021
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RD benji

14 year old legend who ignores hate like a god and has a voice of an angel. nobody knows what he looks like but we all call him daddy. he lives in norway which means a lot of us Americans will never be able to see him:( Benji has almost gained 300k in very little time. take that lame paul!!! we all love our benji boy! — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —also a few questions (might be dumb to you but idk the answers to these tweet out the answers if you see this) 1:why does gutav have a hard accent and you sound american
2:do u speak more than one language?
3:do ur parents know about your youtube channel?
4:do your friends and classmates in school know about your channel?
5:if you are going to show your face at any point, can u please do a try not to laugh challenge your laugh is so cute and contagious!!
6:I know it’s hard to post when you have school 5 days a week like most kids, but your videos literally brighten my day and mood. During your minecraft intro video i laughed so hard i cracked my screen protector but it’s ok i still love you!
person 1: Have you seen benji’s youtube videos get? I really wanna know what he looks like.
person 2: OFC i have i love benji! His voice is so hot! don’t we all love RD benji
person 1: I wish i could meet him but he lives in Norway..
person 2:Benji is a 14 year old legand and god who we all call daddy
benji is talented!
by benjis road to 1 mil May 11, 2018
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Benjamin Disraeli

Prime Minister of Britain 1874–1880 and a novelist. Now you know who he is.
Benjamin Disraeli wrote some books and was the PM of Great Britain.
by Mistahtom January 11, 2006
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Salty Benjamin

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and then covering it with hundred dollar bills (benjamin)
Man, that stripper charged me $300 last night. I paid her ass with a salty benjamin. That'll teach her to overcharge me for sex.
by PBE2 December 17, 2008
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Benjamin Wiping

to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).
by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 27, 2009
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