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beefing your balls

“I got arrested yesterday

“What really??”
“Nah I’m just beefing your balls
by QAAADDDDEN September 16, 2017
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Beizing

(verb) To beiz. A term limited to the field of social negotiations. Has a multitude of meanings. A social art form of both cunning manipulation and flawless technique that only a natural is capable of mastering. No matter the definition, a key theme throughout is discretion. Usually implied with a negative connotation.

1) Akin to excessive schmoozing, sucking-up, or attempting to entice with ostentatiousness, while reserving the qualities of eloquence and perceived class. In this context, an intricate form of persuasion, often over/under-emphasizing the positive/negative qualities of, including fabricating details about, someone or something.

2) The elaborate employment of a convoluted style of speech involving intellectual humor that discreetly insults, often leaving the victim of the verbal assault both oblivious and perplexed. It unintentionally has the same effect on the audience that it is intended to amuse.

3) Originating/ attempting to vitalize a list of ideas that will never come to fruition in reality. In this context, an action considered futile, seeing as the efforts accomplish nothing but to provide a rare form of entertainment.

4) A form of social sabotage through means of several social outlets to better one's own appearance. Starting or spreading rumors aimed to belittle opponents (usually social/political), in the latter case by mere prodding and inconspicuous intervention, so as to not make it apparent to the target, or to the public.
The salesman beized the unsuspecting customer into buying the used car for an inflated "luxury-car" price that far surpassed the vehicle's true worth.

The girl felt uncomfortable after being publicly beized, as she knew the joke was on her, but was not quite sure of what the joke was.

The boy had so many dreams, but once reality had set in, he realized that he was merely beizing.

Satan beized Eve into convincing Adam to take a bite of the apple from the tree of knowledge.

The real estate agent was beizing when he tried concealing the low quality of the building by spotlighting the roof top city-skyline view to the potential buyers.
by Star and Lamp March 2, 2011
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Behzinga

Person 1: Have you seen this insane transformation?
Person 2: They’ve done a Behzinga
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beeing

synonym of jammming/relaxing
inhabiting a state of complete relaxation
feeling care-free and relaxed
time usually spent in the company of friends and often achieved by taking drugs such as weed and cannabis
popular amongst british teenagers
when beeing people tend to act uncharacteristically and often find themselves regretting their actions the next morning
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floody breezing

to decribe the weather politely in front of your grandparents
by snuffles October 16, 2004
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sea-breezing

When a woman does not wear underwear. The female equivalent to free-balling.
Jane was totally sea-breezing under her mini skirt. I was excited.
by Liz McSauce December 21, 2008
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Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.
"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)
by Larsssson May 23, 2009
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