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bevan heaven

Cockney slang (Australian) for 7-11 retail convenience stores. Usually due to the fact that most of the clientelle are of the bevan breed.
"yeah bloke lets go down to bevan heaven and grab some durries and some munchies cause i'm stoned as a cunt."
by Tiddles Waterfall June 19, 2008
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Bevan

An Aussie bogan, yobbo and larrikin. Drinks VB, XXXX, smokes ciggies, and eats Four 'n' Twenty pies at all hours.
Common attire includes flannelette shirt, blue singlet, thongs, an earring and a mullet. Swears frequently and is a wifebeat.
Generally resides in derelict rural towns or with mates in a caravn in Mulwala.
Favourite sayings are; "Skerrn", "Shirk" and "Struth". Can be found with mates Robbo, Dazza and Gazza or his Sheila.
Common ocupations are sheep shearer, fisherman, brick layer, country footy coach or anything that doesn't require an IQ higher than 10.
An avid supporter of cricket and the Collingwood Football Club, but not brushing his three front teeth.


In general, a total bogan.
The kid from Mulwala with Vegemite on his face for 3 days straight was a complete Bevan.
by Bourke One Son October 24, 2008
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Bevan

A person called Evan but everyone calls him Bevan because memes
Team *loses a game of bedwars*

Tom: "Fucking Bevan why weren't you defending the bed you nonce"
by MEEEEMES August 20, 2019
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Bevan

Have you been Bevan'd again.
by Benbe123 June 14, 2013
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Beeman

The original stail fat man who drinks beer (alt. spell: behr) and eats snacks all day. A rancid vermin
Look! It’s that man!! What’s his name?
I think it’s Beeman!
What a legend. Let’s get a photo with that rancid sack o’ beans
by Hermantown August 22, 2018
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bevanster

Derived from Italian root word for "to drink"...(bev). Refers to an individual who is capable of drinking copious amounts of alcohol while maintaining normalcy.
He is a true Bevanster!!!
by Heavy Bevanster October 20, 2011
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beeranderthal

Any individual who attempts to defend their lack of taste by drinking Bud Lite, Coors, or Michelob by attacking craft brewers or their consumers.
Bud Drinker: Do you got any Bud Lite? I just can't stand beers that are bitter. How can you drink that?

Ballast Point Drinker: Dude, you are a beeranderthal! Don't you want new experiences? Or do you want to go through a life without tasting life in your beer?
by Lazarus313 February 2, 2015
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