Beekerfaced

to be stoned, or high on marijuana. Derives from the character from the Muppets, Professor Beeker, with no eyes, because your eyes get low or squinted when high.

dude, those pot brownies got me straight beekerfaced!

by dawgin it December 9, 2008

Beerjerk

A beer snob who considers Budweiser, Miller, Coors, or any other macrobrews as "pisswater", requests obscure and unavailable craft and import beers at bars and loudly complains about how these "troglodytes" would drink Bud Light-labeled goat piss and not know the difference. Also tends to collect beer labels, steal beer coasters off bars, and brews his own beer, which results in exploding bottles, which he gives away to friends. Usually spotted around the New York/New Jersey area.

Beerjerk called that fratboy a gay circus pony after he offered him a Bud Light.

by Beerjerk July 1, 2011

Berker.

A word used to describe the situation of having to leave the room due to excessive seepage of methane gas from the bottom.

Man1: so, hows things?

Man2: Sorry. Berker.

Man1: got out of here quick!

by Greg the coolster November 11, 2006

Beerberry

Strawberries are berries grown on straw.
Cranberriesare berries that cranes love to eat.
Blueberriesare berries which color is blue.
And so your belly is ...
Beerberry

Berryberry is a berry filled with a lot of beer.

I've been spending too much time at bars lately and getting fat. Look at my belly, it's a "beerberry."

by Sachie Kanda February 14, 2008

The Bezerker

It was a decent somewhat metal band. I like them. It's pretty cool, and it might be annoying to certain people but, I kinda like it. I think they disbanded but I dunno..

Pure Hatred is a very good and well done song.

by D: April 29, 2005

bezerker

either a boat ride at kings dominion amusement park or a man who performs fellatio on other random men who practices judaism.

"Like omg wtf bbq, I'm too scared to go on The Bezerker." or "Crikey, did you see that bloody bezerker!"

by Stephanie & Lauren July 8, 2004

beerverages

A beverage that just so happens to be a beer. Playful. Often used in written correspondence when the word "beer" would be inappropriate.

Synoynms: BEvERages.

"Hey broski, would you like to come over for beerverages after class?"

On Event Sign: Big School Party! Come One, Come All. Barbecue and Beerverages at 8, Dancing at 10.

by DaveBasic November 11, 2010