beefer

someone who will start arguments with anyone

bro tucker is such a beefer

I kno-
FUCK YOU FIGHT ME BITCH
goddamn dude stfu beefer

by Heathen_R December 9, 2020

justin beefer

i dont know
you used to call me on your cell phone
Right back when you need my love call me on your cell phone
right Back when you need my love
I know when the hotline bling that can only meanone thing and I know when the hotline bling that can only mean one thing ever since I left the city you
i dont even know anymore 😀😆🤣😌😗🤨🤩😍😅🤪☺️😙🧐🤩😨😩🥶😠🤯🫡😈🤢🤢🤠👺💀🤑🤠🤒😈☠️✊✊🤲😾🦶👈🤙🫱🦾👅🫂👨👨👩👱 ♂️

im gonna justin beefer you
wtf does that mean
(baby by justin beiber starts playing)
AHHHHHHHHHH (eardrums explode cutely)

by pseudonym loll May 16, 2025

big beefer

A magic the gathering term for a creature with high stats

A: I'll play an 8/8
B: Wow, that's a big beefer!

by IVY54 October 1, 2023

squeaky beefer

When you fart so hard it makes a high pitch squeak as you fill you pants with a beefy log.

Tim had to go change after letting out a squeaky beefer.

by Longfur September 9, 2021

Beefer

A term for the genitals, either dick or pussy.

Look a there beefers.

by Judge dredd7 November 12, 2011

Beefer

A day or activity that was long and/or extremely busy.

Work today was an absolute beefer.

by Empress Shadow The Fluffy May 12, 2022

Beefer

A colloquial term for an Emergency Ambulance used by almost exclusively by Firefighters. It is a term evolving out of Meat Wagon. Unlike other Emergency Ambulances, Beefers are missing vital switches to turn off the strobes outside homes and hospitals, this is to Aid in the rapid mobilisation to the next call.

“I’m on the Beefer tonight “
“The patients in the back of the Beefer”

by Gootherologist2020 December 9, 2020