As a burning beacon of raw sexuality with limitless talent, Michael Jackson turns up the heat just by swiveling his index finger.
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'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.
'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.
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the process of cutting a hole in the bottom of a LARGE bucket of popcorn sticking your dick through it and letting the other person give you a hand job
made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given
made famous by Kevin Hart in his comedy special: Zero Fucks Given
by butter beatoff November 18, 2020
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by Bungalow Bill August 21, 2006
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by Umar The Chick3n February 22, 2008
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Steve was having trouble getting work done in his house during the pandemic, so he converted his shed into a BeatOffice.
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If something is already done and over with there is no point in still talking about it.
If something is already broken there is no point in trying to use it.
If something is already done and over with there is no point in still talking about it.
If something is already broken there is no point in trying to use it.
Someone breaks up with there girl/boyfriend and continues to bitch about them to there friends weeks later. That person is beating a dead horse, the relationship is over there is no point in thinking about it since the matter is already resolved with you having broken up.
Relationship = dead horse
Bitching about it = beating it
Trying over and over to start your car after you've been in an accident where it is clear that the car is not going to work.
Broken Car = dead horse
Trying to start it = beating it
Relationship = dead horse
Bitching about it = beating it
Trying over and over to start your car after you've been in an accident where it is clear that the car is not going to work.
Broken Car = dead horse
Trying to start it = beating it
by Bradley Groot February 19, 2008
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