Beat Skeet and Delete

To use a woman for sexual pleasure, bust you nut, then leave

Random male 1:Man Krystal is a nasty ass ho.

Random male 2:I know man I just beat skeet and delete that shit.

by satansjudas February 1, 2009

Off-beat Susan

Off-beat Susan
n.

1. A bizarre sex act in which a male receives anal intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. The act is "off-beat" in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name "Susan" due to the distinct gender reversal.

Ted recieved his first off-beat Susan from Jane, and the sick bastard enjoyed it.

by Joe/Eric October 28, 2004

beat sandwich

When you beat someone's ass and then you eat it.

"Who wants a beat sandwich?"

by Aunt Barb October 9, 2008

beat suite

When two roomates are absent for a long duration of time (trip, competition, or long shower) and the room is entirely empty but for one occupant. The remaining occupant then may masterbate at their will without being walked in on by their roomate. LOTS of masterbation usually ensues.

the beat refers to "beating your meat" and suite to a luxury room at an establishment.

ROOMY 1: Wow, we are both leaving for the weekend. That means Kyle will have the beat suite all to himself.

ROOMY 2: Man, he is going to be beating it allot.

by 226-Patriot February 16, 2010

Beat Sleeve

A cloth used for masturbation. Can keep the ejaculate from defiling other nearby objects/furniture.

Jessica left her panties at my place. I used em for a beat sleeve for the next week. I'm no dickhead so I washed it before I gave it back to her.

by Martropolis March 9, 2010

beat street and onion ave

When someone is left out of an activity.

Sally : Did you get me a ticket for the game?
Dan : Nah, your on beat street and onion ave.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

dead beat step dad

A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.

"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"

by Kindlyfoff April 18, 2020