Tickle your beard

That means sex in the gay community.

I want to tickle your beard.

by just a little gay boy June 5, 2013

college beard

A beard that a male grows in college because he is fascinated with the fact he can grow facial hair. Often seen among those who consider themselves artistic or interested in the arts.

"Man, I was up visiting schools last week and I saw many college beards I thought I was hanging with some Orthodox Jews."

by :) :) :) June 4, 2007

Beard salad

The name given to the ass bush that grows unchecked on an individual who has been in a coma for at least 1 year. Also called a fur diaper.

Excuse me Pal, what the hell are you doing combing through and tossing about my paralyzed fathers beard salad?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.

by Cpumaster February 12, 2015

beard law

The one who has the bigger beard has the right of way.

The smaller beard, or one with no beard (also known as a "boy" not a man) must yield to the larger beard!

A man (bearded) and a boy (the un-bearded) walk up to a door at the same time,

Boy: excuse me sir!
Man: thank you (walks ahead of him in bearded glory)
Boys wife: what just happened?
Boy: it's beard law... I had to yield!

by MURF September 15, 2013

Tactical Beard

Facial hair expertly grown to aid soldiers in combat zones throughout the world.

"Dude I think something latched onto your face while you were in Afghanistan."
"No man, it's my tactical beard. I took out an entire armed enemy unit with this thing."

by DKAY April 10, 2013

Seneca Crane's beard

A beard that is legend in Panem. It beats all other beards, and The Hunger Games fandom fangirls over in constantly. Everyone wishes they were as crispy as Seneca's beard. He's livin' it up.

"Dude, did you see Seneca Crane's beard?"
"Yeah, I fangirled over that so hard that I lost my crispness."

by theavox December 16, 2011