bearded axe wound

A fun word for the unshaven female genitalia.

That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!

by Gin Shampoo December 31, 2006

Toothless Bearded Hag

One who raised Jumpin Jack Flash.

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.

by Bippity Bopster October 18, 2008

bearded clam

bushy vagina

man shes got a fuckin' bearded clam

by gaz April 4, 2003

bearded ax wound

slang for a vagina

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

bearded clam

womans genitalia

by nick April 11, 2003

beardmance

When others can't stop talking about your god like beard! They go as far as wanting to rub up against your mighty whiskers or even running their fingers through your facial fur!

Last night I saw a mighty beard..and all I could think of was how I want to stroke that mountainous beard.....Dude I think I'm having a beardmance for those whiskers!

by beardster December 1, 2011

Bearded Pony

The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.

Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.

Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.

Frank: You are a god!

by SchlongJohnSilvers September 18, 2012