beanie

a hat in Player Unknowns Battle Grounds that provides no protection whatsoever

teammate: dude i found a beanie

me: cool idc

by Welchs® Fruit Snacks June 14, 2018

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a small bean (of course) who loves their fandoms way too much. will shower you with love and affection if given memes and chocolate. also loves to be themselves and will not hesitate to help another.

Person 1: Hey is that Beanie again?
Person 2: Yep.
Person 1: I don’t know if I should be excited or scared-

by Seeeeese October 9, 2018

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Beanie

A person who is mean. Also known as a meanie beanie

Jake is a beanie

by Spruce July 4, 2018

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beanie

Another name for an ecstacy tablet.

Dealer "hey you wants some e?"

Guy "nah, i've got my own beanie's"

by Colin Willett January 7, 2008

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A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.

Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!

by Mzero May 2, 2006

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