Beanis

beanisA Beaner/Mexican's Penis

girl:You like his beanis huh?

by 699666 November 7, 2007

Beanis

A beanis is what you can call a mexican/spanish penis, its misshapen and curved but not in a good way, and it looks like a redish kidney bean. Its the penis of a beaner, hence the name BEANIS.

(Guys are arguing over sumthing)

"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"

"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"

by Scooter the retarted beanis March 23, 2010

Beanis

The words bean and penis put together; used to describe how someone is looking

"You look like a beanis today"

by tiKate January 22, 2017

beanito

A beanito. a bean, but fluffier, smaller, and more adorable.

Me: I just finished reading this webcomic. I am weakened.
Friend: (Has no earthly Idea what I'm talking about.)
Me: The main character is named Malek. What a little beanito.

by ItsLondon! December 7, 2017

Beanis

An enlarged clitoris that extends beyond the outer flaps of the vaginal entrance labia, located below the fup (fat upper pussy).

Your beanis is larger than my penis.

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by p33j October 2, 2018

beanius

it's a word for when a person typically known for being "lax" on concentration makes an excellent joke/phrase/saying on the spot, is momentarily surprised, cannot replicate it so congratulates themselves and never looks back on it

“Wow, you’re such an beanius.”

by Are you proud of me August 30, 2019

Beanis

A big Beanis

Wow you stupid beanis

by Beanis Maker June 27, 2020