Bean bags and Cabbage

The skanky, trashy appearance of the combination floppy, flat, flap-jack breasts and large, abused, wrinkled labia.

What kind of strip joint did you bring me to?! All I see is bean bags and cabbage!

by beaverpork August 24, 2011

bean bag toss

The incorrect way to talk about the game Cornhole

"Hey wanna go play some bean bag toss?"
"What? Are you an idiot? You mean Cornhole, right?"

by TheHoagieFish January 11, 2016

Satan’s Bean Bag

When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.

“Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.

by DadKum69 March 31, 2021

Bean Bag Boobs

When the boobs are so big that they suffocate you like a bean bag chair.

"Stacy's bean bag boobs were so big that they almost poked me in the eye."

by stfuitzel November 21, 2017

purple bean bag

It’s just a purple bean bag

Look at that purple bean bag

by JallieBoii March 29, 2022

Bean Bag Chair

A chair for people that have failed in life...

Steve you have to get off of your bean bag chair and go out to get a job before they repo your house... you lazy bum.

by snipe1169 March 26, 2009

bean bag brigade

A handful of intelligent, jovial, enchanting, educated, and beautiful girls known as Stacey, Sid, Pillz, & Cindy, also a talented young man by the name of Hornz. Also known as "The Untouchables".

The Bean Bag Brigade will always rule Dallas Chat.

by Pills_for_breakfast June 30, 2004