Beaked

When a hot guy with a dead nerve ending in his lower lip on the right side gets hurt by a swan in the eye. There is major contact between the bird's beak and the hot guy's eye, resulting in a black eye that makes him look hot and tough.

I got beaked!

by IloveMiloVentimigliafOSHOOO May 25, 2009

beak

blowjob/fellatio, a bout of oral sex

"Hey man, did you fuck that chick last night?" "Naw, but she beaked me off and I'll prolly fuck her next time we hook up." "Was it at least a good round of beak?" "Yeah, best beaking I've had in a while."

by snowspark6 October 21, 2008

Beaked

When a person is both extremely tired and extremely baked simultaneously causing them to lose all worth

Dude, I'm fuckin' beaked

by P00PFEAST69 April 19, 2018

beaked

To be hit in the groin by the pointed nose of a skateboard during a failed trick attempt.

David's front foot slipped and he beaked himself.

by The Beaked April 4, 2011

Beaked

To get punched in the nose

If you dont stop, your gonna get beaked.

by BUDDISON February 14, 2009

beaking

Stick your middle finger in your girls arse and your thumb in her cunt. Touch the tips of your thumb and your middle finger to make a "beak" like action. They love it.

Things were getting hot and heavy in bed. I took the opportunity to slip my middle finger in her arse, thumb in her cunt and give her a good beaking. It was then the priest asked that we leave the church service and not return (until later that day..)

by jossd January 26, 2010

beak

A term used by Canadians meaning "to make fun of"

Dude, are you mad cuz I was beakin you, eh?

by kyle November 14, 2004