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Breaking the Seal

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"
by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003
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breaking my balls

when someone is giving you a really hard time.
by fakemonster August 24, 2005
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Child Bearing Hips

The shape of the hips and pelvic region of certain females which trigger a man's innate sense of carnal attraction to women who display the ability to bear children
Though she was a shambles from face to life, those child bearing hips drew men like hounds on the trail of heat.
by BabbaFats January 9, 2017
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beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!
by Cappy1 July 10, 2018
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Baking a turd

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln
Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.
by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006
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Breaking Bad Boner

The erection that a person gets while watching Breaking Bad. It generally happens about mid episode and climaxes by the end. It affects men and women equally and cannot be stopped.
Dave: "Did you watch the new episode of Breaking Bad last night?!'

Me: "Of course I did! I had a Breaking Bad Boner the entire time!"
by Moshbearpig September 1, 2013
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Mind-breaking

A term that refers to the state of loosing all sense of rational thinking and comprehension of the world around you during sexual intercourse. It's pretty often displayed in hentai, and it can be a kink for some people.

It is also a thing in the BDSM world, where you take your sub, usually bratty, and put them through an intense session of sexual torture or overwhelming pleasure, that leaves them in a sort of daze. Make sure they don't go into sub drop, though.
"I was up all night watching hentai and I found one where a chick got her mind broken"

"Damn, I didn't know you were into Mind-breaking. That's some intense shit"
by RiceBeani April 6, 2020
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