Bradley Griffin-Salt

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.

<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012

The Beatles

A legendary band consisting of George Harrison, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr(whose real name was Richard Starkey). Their music is well known and well liked.

I decided to listen to the Beatles today. It was a great decision.

by 88888888888888888 May 31, 2013

bradley simpson

An incredibly hot, sexy, adorable, cheeky boy who sings like an angel from Birmingham. He is the lead vocalist for The Vamps.

girl: omg do you see that guy over there
friend: no way! is it bradley simpson
girl: no, bradley is WAY hotter

by Aria Rose December 26, 2013

bradley burkle

A popular star in asia whose most famous for his roles in adult films such as " my son is a transvestite" and " flaming erotica" (tittles translated)

"Hey bro you watch that bradley burkle video?"
"Circle burkle? Way too hardcore, i only like soft gay porn"

by not_alex_and_maddie August 26, 2014

Pulling a Bradley

The art of skipping school and staying home to play a new game that has just been released.

Phil: The new Resident Evil 6 game is coming out tomorrow!
Matt: I'm thinking of pulling a Bradley so I can stay home and no-life it!
Phil: Me too!

by Pulling a Mervin October 6, 2012

Beatles High

A temporary high obtained by listening to multiple Beatles songs in a row. Can be best obtained by listening to I am the Walrus, Across the Universe and Strawberry Fields Forever.

Unlike other forms of getting high, this has no lasting effects on the body other than having an urge to buy multiple Beatles albums and/or having an extremely good day.

I was too busy getting a Beatles High... You should try it sometime

by w00t123 November 19, 2010

Michael Beakley

A crazed lunatic who is high on jelly beans and corn syrup.

Poor Michael Beakley eatin all those jelly beans

by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020