baggets

your testicles

my baggets were getting touched by your mother last night.

by joey platinum March 13, 2003

Badgett

On good days: A weak-ass. On bad days: A creepy, weirdo weed dealer who is a part-time delusional stalker. Ladies BEWARE!!! I cannot stress this enough. They come armed and are generous with their goodies. The plethora of rainbow colored candies are extremely tempting but still, you must run away! Just get your dime bag,have a lil' chit-chat, and ever so slowly back out of the room.

Girl 1: "So, I'm met this guy. We hit it off. He seemed pretty cool...at first."

Girl 2: "Uh-oh."

Girl 1: "Well...three days in he's already blowing up my phone and telling me how much he loves me. After three frickin' days!! I could handle his awkwardness before because he was keeping me folded but...it's kinda starting to scare me. What should I do?"

Girl 2: "You need to stay the hell away from him! That's exactly what you need to do. He's got all the signs of being a Badgett. I hope your life insurance is up to date...shit, your chances of becoming missing just shot up 40%. GTFO"

by Cinnamon Dixon Glitter May 20, 2012

bagettes

to be in the cool group

Charisse and Angeline are the bagettes of t dot.

by charisse/ angeline March 27, 2003

baygents

A gay son of a bitch who will do anything to get in bed with your dad

Guy one " where is he" Guy two " fucking your dad in the garage" Guy one " WHAT" Guy two what did you expect he's a baygents"

by Monkey king 77 October 16, 2017

Brenleigh Baggette

Extremely ugly human being who is thinks they are relevant, and like to call people sluts and hoes even though she is the only actual hoe. 18 year old pedophile who likes to date 14 year old boys. Her only best friend is a rude homophobe.

"ew whos that crack whore pinky pie?"
"OH thats Brenleigh Baggette, go infect her with gay"

by kjdschyjyudfhgeytdfswgyufgyu December 9, 2018

Baggett

Baggett is the disgusting fecal residue that builds up in your underwear while experiencing a severe case of swamp-ass.

Hey bro, I'm going to have to take multiple showers to wash the Baggett out of my ass because its the worst smell ever.

by Betterluckruss January 25, 2021

Bagget

A person who likes to watch two women having sexual intercourse without getting involved

Mark: i was watching my girlfriend getting it on

Ken: dude did you go get some from your girl while your mom fucked her.

Mark: No thats gross.

Ken: Dude your a Bagget

by mike bayack June 10, 2016