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battlesausage

I got so mad at work today that I got a boner.
I went full battlesausage.
by Axisradio.ca April 5, 2021
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battlecatspenis

Battlecatspenis is a phrase many overlook. Imagine playing battle cats, specifically loach breach, then losing. That fucking sucks cock, and cock is another word for penis. That's why battlecatspenis is such a malleable word/phrase and can be used on so many occasions. It doesn't even have to be used in battle cats specifically, and that's the beauty of it. You can use it on a normal occasion, and anyone can use it, even 5 year olds! This phrase brings joy to the world and the next generation has been blessed with such an excellent phrase.
Jake: I'm so close to beating loach breach!
*Stage spawns 8 more big sales
Jake: BATTLECATSPENIS
by yetsgooo April 8, 2023
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battlefag

what people who dont like the battlefield games call it.
hey jim let's go get some girls, ya know have a life, or would you rather spend all day on battlefag? will you ever taste a vagina?
by dildo rider November 12, 2012
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Battledomology

Battledomology is the art of debating VS matches and comparisons between fictional characters and fictional universes.

While its a fact of life that everyone has their favorites in fiction(e.g. Characters,Universes, Special Moves, Francies, Etc.) and will support them, Battledomology is a Science where practitioners DO NOT LET preferences get in the way of debating the characters. Proper Battledomology is done by analyzing demonstrated material and creating reasonable conclusions based on it, not empty speculations. Making a biased conclusion based on your favoritism on certain fictional characters,universes,etc against in the face of the evidence is NOT PROPER BATTLEDOMOLOGY and is actually wanking.

Battledomology can involve more than just merely VS battles between fictional characters, universes, and franchises -it can comparisons of stuff outside of battle such as who is the more intelligent character, who has better feats not related to battle, which universe has more advanced technology,which universe has more effective magic,etc.

The best best site on the net for Battledomology is the Outskirts Battle Dome, where wanking is not tolerated and Battledomological threads are almost always done with logic and reasoning.

A person who practice and study the Science of Battledomology is called a Battledomologist.
The Web Show Deadliest Fictional Warrior is perhaps the MOST FAMOUS ,MOST POPULAR and overall MOST unbiased and intelligent show on Battledomology.
by CounterSwarmer July 19, 2011
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battlegasm

Verb: to express massive emotional venting after having defeated a foe in any situation, be it a game, real life, etc.
Person1: Oh my god, I just killed sephiroth. GIH-AAAAAAAAGGGHHHH

Person2: He okay?

Person3: Yeah, he just had a battlegasm.
by shocker_ July 29, 2009
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battlefart

A very gay and ugly Mexican that has no freinds
by Puss destroyer March 4, 2017
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