fifa-bating

when you get so excited sexually about the thought of FIFA or any aspect of this game that you masturbate over it.

i was fifa-bating over my goal last night

by fifa-king1 October 24, 2011

Norma-Bating

When your boyfriends mother is so controlling she terrorizes his girlfriends until they give up and leave him.

‘She’s Norma-Bating me to get me to break up with him.’

Her belittling and meddling are classic examples of Norma-Bating a potential future daughter-in-law.

by GambitSGH July 30, 2018

gooning and bating

Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating

by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023

Baitness

1. A condition or degree of obviousness or denseness.

2. Might also be used in certain phrases as a desolate attempt to catch people's attention.

This term is only used by either AOL kiddies or the gayest of the queers on certain forums.

1. "OMFG Justin Timberlake is such gay baitness"

2. "Weekly baitness here!! Please someone read my post because I don't have a life outside of this forum."

by Enmitix December 11, 2003

batinka

A colloquial term for cunt.

"Karen you slut, stop being such a batinka."

by thatsmartgurl January 29, 2014

bagineer

One who makes bags, purses and wallets, primarily by sewing.

Bag-ineer . An engineer of bags, or an adventuring bag maker.

Did you see her newest make? She's an excellent bagineer!

by SPbyMrsH February 4, 2017

Batin' the Bacon

Another phrase for male masturbation or jacking off.

Dude 1 - "I read the coolest Urban Dictionary today. It was 'Batin' the Bacon' ".

Dude 2 - "No I wasn't!"

Bude 1 - "Wha?"

Dude 2 - "Nothing..."

by NightlifeCommando July 18, 2010