The Bateman

When you take your girlfriend horseback riding to celebrate her pregnancy news.

Did you hear Jeff's girlfriend is pregnant, no worries though The Bateman took care of it.

by SimpleSatan May 29, 2021

Gabriel Bateman

The best actor in the world. He is awesome. His most popular shows are: Childs play 2019, Unhinged and lights out. Gabriel is really nice! He is my favourite actor

Gabriel Bateman is the best actor ever! I watched his movies.

by Unkn0wn C October 17, 2021

Sos bateman

A schizophrenic blonde man with .45 who says “Grinner” and “She’s asking for it”

Wow man you’re being a sos bateman

by Giannakopolus August 9, 2022

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before arriving to the terminal

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

skibidi sigma bateman boy

someone that is a skibidi sigma bateman boy

beta 1: yo look at that guy over there
beta 2: ik,hes such a skibidi sigma bateman boy

by Deinvater February 1, 2025

The Batman jr grimes

A comic book based on British-australian actor rapper junior grimes (J grimes). Yes the arrogant douchebag internet kid. Though the book isn’t that bad as it follows a supposedly fictionalized version of junior grimes as he becomes the real life batman to solve the murder of a japanese prostitute which leads him to a cover up conspiracy tied to the mafia and an entire corrupt police department.

Though if one didn’t know any better they’d call it a batfleck love letter fanfiction since only junior would be obsessed enough to write stories about Ben afflecks batman.

The batman jr grimes (2018) is a graphic novel about celebrity junior grimes becoming the real life batman and involving himself in the plot of a real life comic book. Pretty good tbh 10/10

Nerd 1: omg Michael keaton is the greatest Batman

Nerd 2: pff in your dreams it’s obviously christian bale

Group of girls: omg you guys are so lame , junior grimes is the best batman outta all of em!

Fan: what’s your fav batman book?

Kevin Smith: the batman jr grimes

by Unusually late June 16, 2021